My daughter's birthday surprise: I ate beans and cabbage all day, baked a nice birthday cake. Then I dropped trows and exposed myself to my xx year old daughter, Haley. She was distraught and called out "OMG MOM WHAT ARE YOU DOING???" She knew something is going on and I'm going to fart or shit on the cake. When I was ready I stood less than a foot away from the cake and let out a monstrous x or 8 seconds long wet fart. The smell was horrid. It was like a combo of rotten eggs, a gas station, enchovie and shit. The whole room reeked. Then I fed it to my daughter Haley McKelvey who all ate it in minutes. My name is Nicole McKelvey from Toronto and I work as a sales rep at a real estate office. Nicole McKelvey Sales Representative 8xx Don Mills Rd, Toronto, Ontario MxCxWx

My daughter's birthday surprise: I ate beans and cabbage all day, baked a nice birthday cake. Then I dropped trows and exposed myself to my xx year old daughter, Haley. She was distraught and called out "OMG MOM WHAT ARE YOU DOING???" She knew something is going on and I'm going to fart or shit on the cake. When I was ready I stood less than a foot away from the cake and let out a monstrous x or 8 seconds long wet fart. The smell was horrid. It was like a combo of rotten eggs, a gas station, enchovie and shit. The whole room reeked. Then I fed it to my daughter Haley McKelvey who all ate it in minutes. My name is Nicole McKelvey from Toronto and I work as a sales rep at a real estate office.
Nicole McKelvey
Sales Representative
8xx Don Mills Rd, Toronto, Ontario MxCxWx

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